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When I wake up in the morning

I’m just like:

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When my friend studies instead of getting fro-yo with me

I’m like:

When there’s a drunk girl who keeps spilling her drink on me

I’m like:

When I’m drunk and a creepy guy asks where I live

I’m like:

When I come home and my roomate is hanging out in my bed

If I’m in a bad mood I’m like:

But usually I’m like:

Every time I see a pizza

It talks to me like:

When a guy smiles at me

I’m just like: