WHAT SHOULD BIFFLES CALL ME

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When it’s my biffles birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETCH!

When somebody offers me a glass of wine

What all my best friends think of me

When my best friend finally comes back from school for the summer

When my friend is sobbing and drunk and I can’t understand anything she’s saying

I’m just like:

When I’m hanging out with my friend and we only have one bottle of wine

When my parents find out that I failed a class

Expectation:

Reality: