WHAT SHOULD BIFFLES CALL ME

When it’s my biffles birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETCH!

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When somebody offers me a glass of wine

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What all my best friends think of me

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When my best friend finally comes back from school for the summer

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When my friend is sobbing and drunk and I can’t understand anything she’s saying

I’m just like:

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When I’m hanging out with my friend and we only have one bottle of wine

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When my parents find out that I failed a class

Expectation:

Reality:

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